Welcome to Funny SMS Messages

Check out this collection of funny sms quotes, witty remarks, and insightful sayings to live and learn by. Share them with friends and family.

Am not shallow.. ur just ugly!

Adults r kids w/ money.

A coward is hero w/ a wif, kids, and mortgag.-Marvin Kitman

I found a gr8 way 2 attract $$... work! -Curtis D. Tucker

Lif is wat hapens 2 U whil Ur working 4 ur futur.

Ther r 2 times in a man's lif wen he shud not speculate: wen he can't afford it & when he can. -Mark Twain

It's easier 2 ask 4 forgivness than 2 ask 4 permission. -Grace Hopper

No man nos wat stuf he is made of til prosperity & eas try him. -AP Gouthey

Luv is blind, friendship closes its eye.

Ther is no remedy 4 luv but to luv mor. -Thoreau

when i finally met mr. rite, I had no idea tat his 1st nam was always. -Rita Rudner